The Brad Burns Signature Story Style…
I've said it before but I'm saying it again a few years going now, and put this page in September 5, 2022...But this has been my deal for 4 years or 10 years or so.
I say all of this on stage and put it in longer ads and interviews. This is from me Brad Burns about my writing in my songs and show.
The Brad Burns signature song style in writing is like Pub Rock like Flogging Molly, Dubliners and Pogues… The Brad Burns signature song style in SOUND is the Johnny Cash verse and Ramones chorus. The Cash voice and clean guitar and rhythm and Ramones voice and distorted guitar and guitar leads so hot you could cook a steak on em..
My writing has what I call the “cowboy part and sailor part,” starts in America goes overseas and back…Or starts overseas comes to America looks back across the Atlantic like those Pub Rock bands do in their songs
Because I open my show with a cover of The Pogues or Flogging Molly or Dubliners, in my Brad Burns Johnny Cash verse and Ramones chorus style, I call my show sometimes “Brad Burns, Pub Rock” and say its “stories between America and overseas and back..”
And something like this for longer ones “ Brad Burns Pub Rock, stories between America and overseas and back, stories about cowboys gangsters soldiers and sailors, jobs we’ve all had or will.. It’s about American muscle…So let's go on vacation, right here in the American west, where people have wanted to come for over 200 years...(next song or couple songs then I say..) Words in songs like the conflicted soaring melodies of exiled Irish poets or smoky late night Jazz nightclub poets” in my album “Easy Drive To Work War and the Beach”
Or this something like this on a poster...With me looking like a dictator staring into the future..And hopefully smiiling.
"Brad Burns Pub Rock, stories between America and overseas and back, stories about cowboys gangsters soldiers and sailors...Words in songs like the conflicted soaring melodies of exiled Irish poets or smoky late night Jazz nightclub poets” in my album “Easy Drive To Work War and the Beach”
Or this
Brad Burns tough guy rock, classic American cool, stories between America and overseas and back, stories about cowboys gangsters soldiers and sailors, jobs we’ve all had or will.. It’s about American muscle…So let's go on vacation, right here in the American west, where people have wanted to come for over 200 years...Here's my song Maui Stars”
I also like quoting comedies on stage like a vaudeville act, like quoting Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox story with John C Reilly, and other popular tv as well as different jokes before stories almost like stand up but more storytelling.
The Brad Burns signature song style is the cowboy part of the song and sailor part, the Cash part and sailor part like Ramones
Like this "I was working on horses hooves and built a fence and then took a ship overseas and decide to come back or stay and fight for independence"
A common intro on stage in my show I use is this and some of my lines are below that
“An American western outlaw fights for the last of his outnumbered people and island nation across the Atlantic in a joint US and Allied effort and plays some shows to tourists on the way..”
This started as a story called Pacific Expats like in my song "The Pacific" where a singer is sitting on Hawaii looking out into the Pacific through an empty glass…. when… For some reason ( I wasn’t sure why they would but i wrote this before the pandemic), all the bars close down and political turmoil and riots ruin his shows and island vacation so he leaves the American island to face the story head on as a combat journalist
That’s why I open every show with “I’d like you to imagine 50-100 people walking through that door like the tourist bar I’d play 4 nights a week of the resorts on Maui where the bands play in front of the hotels..”
Funny enough I had a show booked to play in Eugene, Oregon the day everything shut down
“ And when I played grandstands opening for big names at 18 and 20 it wasn’t like the bar shows I've played since, in the grandstands you go out like Russell Crowe in Gladiator and raise your hands up to the crowd...Its much further away from the audience.
When I do my soundcheck for years now, whether with my songs, or a rock or country cover, people come up to me and the audience, booking or owners, bartenders and new crew at a bar I count on to play tell me it's great, so I'm doing something right. It can go really right or really wrong with every step of the way, and I wish I played all my original songs earlier, but usually I'd play half and half, 10 originals 10 cover songs, and would play Pub Rock like Flogging Molly, Country, Rock like Red Hot Chili Peppers.
I always say that the best places I've played where like Always Sunny in Philadelphia. And how I bring bartenders up to sing with me like when I played for a year at a famous tourist bar and sang "Lets Duet" from Walk Hard with a bartender friend of mine.
I rely on bartenders, and owners, and all to play shows...When you wanna live in one place, I hit a 2 hour radius, so I can get back to work, or back to feeding horses the next day or walking a dog. Especially if you have to run a work or ranch schedule, they need it and you need it, so you gotta find places within 30 minutes or an hour and half or two at most and hit those spots..
There’s a sign i saw one time in Oregon that said “agriculture is hard, call if you need help..” they’re not kidding its hard to be doing the work of cowboys gangsters soldiers and sailors, and all the jobs around it..I work all day with horses for 8 years, build fence, build structures, haul orchard grass, fight for value of property and family ranch to not be bums against corrupt real estate agents and people that don't value remote towns and lives in them, look out for dogs and land, more than I even did growing up. not to mention if they wanna get rid of horses, then ship travel, now cars…From too much travel with airplanes where no one is considered local just traveling in America and acting like we need a passport to go to another city or state by car or too local fighting for national sovereignty and borders here and overseas , to too little…
When your town doesn't have a real estate office like ours did, that tells you something about how hard it is to move in and out there.
I mock the ideas of who is local native born and tourist in my album title that reads like a mock real estate ad for here or overseas in places we could have jobs where it's an ‘ Easy Drive To Work War and the Beach.”
In Oregon we mail our vote in.. Bartender friend brought dancer up. Well, see the end of my show all the way for the Pole Watcher joke and set up, and my high energy rock in Easy Drive I finish the show with...And start if off with Maui Stars, We All Came Here Green, Back In A Country, The Pacific, A Hard Day in London, Option 3, Pole Watcher, Easy Drive...Depending on how I felt that instant on how to switch my songs up...
Life's crazy, but storytelling is pretty much straightforward with these intros for my songs and show and what I say on stage. And I will be working in the other 30 songs from the last 2 years, 5, 10, 15 years I've worked on...
Here's my intro and lyrics to my song Pole Watcher on the live video. It's not my only one, and not the only point here, but you see it's funny, along with the cowboy to sailor stories...This song is more real than anything except maybe Dewey Cox jokes or Always Sunny into what I run into in playing shows as one guy with one guitar, getting 'em to dance.
It's different sneaking my songs in about 10 or 15 in with covers by Flogging Mollly, Country, Rock like Red Hot Chili Peppers than standing out in the wind..
Brad Burns--
"There's a joke that goes...'You're the kinda guy that thinks bartenders, strippers and waitresses like him huh'..Well sometimes they do. [In Dewey Cox, Walk Hard, the owner says 'Dewey Cox, my customers come here to dance erotically.." That's really the name of the game..Had a guy in a cowboy hat say that..Whether you're in a place like Dewey Cox played or anywhere that's how it is....(alternate joke line)] Here in Oregon and in more remote California Oregon border where I'm from we mail our vote in. I just mail it in don't think much about it..In other states I'd hear more about pole watchers...My bartender friend brought this girl up to the stage and said..'Hey Brad, this girl dances up the street. She came to see your show." She was a dancer, you know, danced at a bar up the street. And a lot of time girls come up front and dance to what I'm doing up here too... So this song is from that story too...So I thought to myself, "Yeah, I'm a Pole Watcher.." I'm doing my civic duty, and you can too..
Pole Watcher
Copyright © 2022 Bradley Burns
It's often people tell me
To get more involved with the world
Help the rebels
Help the outlaws
Help the oppressed and exiled
While I'm busy doing that
We had an election
How and where I cast my vote
I should pay more attention
Well my bartender friend
Said this girl likes to dance
At a bar up the street
Without her shirt and pants
She came up to me
And asked for a country song
I was laughing to myself
As she began to sing along
I'm a Pole Watcher
From the stage I look down on her
Brought to the flames over the darkness and the water
Came to the city with nothing
And Bada Bing
I came I saw I conquered
I'm a Pole Watcher
It's hard to believe
In my country on my own
Ain't got no friends
From 1910
That got me on the roll
Most girls come in singing loud
By the third song
And even with just one guitar
They sing and swing along
Well maybe it's because
I always stand for what I sing
I believe it's worth fighting for
A couple miles up the street
And maybe that's why I try to keep
America an island of peace
Put a boot in your face
Like a song by Toby Keith
I'm a Pole Watcher
From the stage I look down on her
Drawn to the flames over the darkness and the water
Came to the city with nothing
And Bada Bing
I came I saw I conquered
I'm a Pole Watcher
With more djs and bands in stadiums
Local booking said I never stood a chance
Of being one guy and one guitar
And getting them to dance
But as young as I was
And as young as I still am
I still get one every now and then
Just like I had a band
At a local spot in Oregon
The owner shouted up to me
"See that singer dancing on the bar
Man that's who you should be"
I still think that's lame
I call my songs and show tough guy rock
Stand and strum to all of 'em
All you teasing women
Take a walk
I'm a Pole Watcher
From the stage I look down on her
Drawn to the flames over the darkness and the water
Came to the city with nothing
And Bada Bing
I came I saw I conquered
I'm a Pole Watcher
It's often people tell me
To get more involved with the world...
--Brad Burns